The Most Lame Excuses Ever!

I've gathered a few REALLY lame excuses from the net. ENJOY!

1. The dog ate my homework
2. She/He did it
3. Can I stay home, I feel sick
4. I won't be in today my pet is sick and I want to take it to the vet
5. I am not coming in because I tried to dye my hair blond, but it came out green!
6. I was already at work for this and wanted to leave...Tell the boss I called home a few minutes ago and gotta go since my girlfriend went out to sunbathe naked in the back yard and locked herself out of the house and needs the door opened.
7. Mom I'm sorry but I did it by accident
8. But all my friends don't have a bed time!
9. I didn't do it
10. It wasn't me!
11. But, she hit me back!
12. That's not fair!
13. But!
14. I hurt my leg/arm