Things I Have Learned

Some things that I have learned over the course of my life.

  • Santa is not real
  • My bottles didn't make it to the North Pole
  • The Easter Bunny hides eggs filled with candy but real eggs don't have candy in it
  • It takes more than three days to have a kid
  • Trying to make money by writing things like this doesn't work well
  • Its peanut butter and jelly not jelly and peanut butter
  • There is a myspace for almost every food
  • No matter what you will get hurt some time in life
  • Eating fruit and stumbling is fun to do
  • Buttons are addicting
  • People who don't have computers are considered “odd”
  • If you find a website you really like chances are 3 months from now its going to have new stuff on it and you will then be confused and no longer like that site
  • If you don't favorite things right now chances are your not going to find it again
  • Cell phones may have 5 hours of talk time but only 2 hrs of text time
  • When your done reading this your going to thumbs up it
  • You can leave a comment
  • Or a review
  • You can be a hero
  • You can go outside and run in circles
  • You can laugh at this thing for no reason at all
  • A mouse is a mouse that can be a pain when not plugged into a computer. .
  • This is all the things I have learned I think
  • Now what do I do
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Comments (2)
#1 by Summer
Apr 10, 2008
I would have given this a 'thumbs up', but you wrote "When your done reading this your going to thumbs up it" which truly 'irks' me, because of your improper use of the word "your". I'm sorry, but it is a pet peeve and therefore, you will not be receiving a "thumbs up" from me. :S
#2 by Jim Smith
Apr 16, 2008
If this is all you have learned, you should have stayed in school.
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