Things You Might Say Just Before You Die

We've all heard the last words of famous people. When the time comes, what will your last words be? Here are a few possibilities.

I'm absolutely certain that some of the following expressions have indeed proved to be the last words spoken by people just before they met un untimely end. This selection of things you might say just before you die should bring a scenario to mind that fits the words spoken.

For example, it isn't to difficult to imagine the scene when these words are spoken:

"These brakes feel a little bit spongy"

Or how about the guy standing by the doorway of a plane flying at 20,000 feet. These might well be his last words:

"So at 10,000 feet, I just pull this cord?"

For people who have been ill for sometime, they at least have the opportunity to come up with something profound as their last utterance before they leave this earth. Many others however have no inkling that the words they speak are destined to be their last. This opens up all manner of possibilities for last word scenarios. Perhaps some of the following will prove to be the final words of some poor unsuspecting humans.

"Yes, I'm sure I switched off the power"

"What Elephant?"

"Yes Honey, I did have an affair"

"It's OK. I know what I'm doing"

"Boy, that is some drop"

"There are no bullets in this gun, right?"

Hopefully, when the time comes, we will have something memorable to say just before we take our last breath here on earth. Not everyone though will have that experience as they are caught completely unawares that they are about to do something that will prove to be their very last action. As for last words that are spoken as such unwittingly, I think this last one has to be my favorite and one that I'm sure has been uttered by countless people just prior to their demise:

"Watch This!"

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Comments (2)
#1 by  Anne Lyken Garner
Nov 13, 2008
This brought me a smile.
#2 by  Paula Mitchell Bentley
Nov 13, 2008
Hysterical. Hold my beer for me while I show you something...
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