I honestly believe there is a conspiracy afoot to cover the world in unused Twist Ties.
Twist Ties are everywhere in your house. You will find them in every drawer. You wonder…who put these here?! I didn’t do it? Did my wife do it? Did the kids? Then you decide to get rid of them, but you hesitate, will I need these? They may come in handy…which is why you didn’t throw them out in the first place, which is what everyone else in the household thought, which is why they can be found everywhere!
Who decides how many Twist Ties go into a box of garbage bags? When you use all the bags, there are Twist Ties left over, way too many left over…Who did this? Did the Twist Tie makers pay someone at the garbage bag making company to put extras in the box? How else do you explain this discrepancy? Or do the Twist Tie makers convince the garbage bag makers that people need extra Twist Ties because what if some get lost, this way there will be extra?!
I believe that to solve this problem we have to turn to Twist Ties Arts and Crafts. That’s to get rid of all the twist ties we have, but does that mean the Twist Tie makers will respond to the depletion of Twist Ties and make even more?!
Top 5 Ways to get rid of Twist Ties
#5 Potholders: But remember there is metal wire inside Twist Ties so these potholders will get hot quickly…
#4 Earrings or a Necklace or a Choker or a Bracelet: Nothing says “chic” like a common household item turned into resplendent jewelry.
#3 Christmas Ornament hooks: It’s a real Down Home Holiday, with annoying Twist Ties on the tree…
#2 Dog Leash or chain: Nothing says fear to unwanted visitors like a Rottweiler on a Twist Tie chain!
#1 Use Twist Ties in strips of five, woven together, to keep your pants up. Now you’re really styling Baby!
Will take your advice on the kraft making!
Are you sure you are not related to Martha S?