Women, Bacon, Beer, Violence and More

Man Stroke Woman

Man Stroke Woman is a sketch comedy show that aired on the BBC. It features some very funny comedians, including Nick Frost (from Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz). The show plays heavily on absurd humor, and running gags that continue from episode to episode. The best part about this show is that the only point of it appears to be to make people laugh.

Runner Up: Strangers With Candy

Strangers with Candy is an after school special for adults, starring Amy Sedaris as a woman who dropped out of high school to become a drug addict and prostitute, but is now back in school at the age of 46 to try to make it right. This show also star's Stephen Colbert as a history teacher at the school.

Great beers you might not have heard of:

Boulevard Wheat

The Boulevard Brewing Company of Kansas City, MO and has been around since 1988. They have many different types of beer, my personal favorite is the Boulevard Wheat beer. According to their website, their unfiltered Wheat beer is a lively, refreshing ale with the natural citrusy flavor and distinctive cloudy appearance. It says that it is citrusy, but I can assure you it does not taste fruity in any way.

Runner up: Negra Modelo

Made by the same people that bring you Corona (Grupo Modelo) Negra Modelo is a six percent abv Vienna lager. It has some gold foil at the top of the bottle, and is not very heavy for a dark beer. In 2002, it was also awarded Hot Brand by Impact magazine in the imports category.

Hottest women you might not have heard of:

Melissa Theuriau

Melissa Theuriau is a French journalist and news anchor for Metropole 6. Melissa is also an internet celebrity because she is extremely attractive. Watch the clip, you might not understand what she is saying but I am sure that none of you will mind that very much.

Runner up: Allison Stokke

Allison Stokke is a pole vaulter. She is also insanely hot, so much so that many people could care less what sport she is in. Luckily it is a sport with a giant pole.

Favorite Bacon: Chicken Fried Bacon

Bacon is self explanatory.

Runner Up: Bacon Chocolate Chip Cookies

Free Services you might not be using, but should be:

Goog-411

How many of you are sick of paying 411 charges? How many of you are sick of losing your phone book or it being out of date? Google offers you a free 411 that I have found to be more efficient than the normal 411, and it is completely free! All you have to do is dial 1-800-466-4411 (1-800-Goog-411). This video explains everything!

Runner Up: Chacha

Chacha is a free search engine where live search guides search for you. If you are lazy, or if you need to find something and you are having a difficult time doing it yourself, head on over to www.chacha.com and let them do it for you.

Free MMORPG you might not have heard of:

Terra World

Terra World is a 2D MMORPG that is enjoyable for many different reason's. It has the same elements of most MMORPG's (skill leveling, magic, fighting, guilds, pvp, quests) but is not as complex as a lot of MMORPG's that you will find available. Also, it is free! Head over to www.terragaming.net to find out more information.

My favorite Internet cartoons that you probably have heard of.

Cyanide and Happiness

Runner Up: Perry Bible Fellowship

Ladies and gentlemen, 6 foot 11, weighing in at 256 lbs, the baddest MMA fighter ever. The current pride heavyweight champion, he has a professional record of 28 wins, 1 loss (controversial because it was a TKO because of a cut) and one no contest. You think a guy that big would just knock everyone out, but Fedor has only won 6 fights by knockout and 15 by submission (according to Wikipedia). Enough about Fedor from me, let the video do the talking.

The video may have lame music, but you can mute it. My favorite part of the video is at 3:47 where Fedor made two women cry either because he is that awesome, or he beat up their giant friend. I will have to say they are crying for both reasons.

And for good measure ... some Foghorn Leghorn