Strange Medieval Animal Court Cases

During the Middle Ages, it was not uncommon for offending animals or insects to be put on Trial before judge and jury. The trial was treated as seriously as if it were a human in the dock! And that animals were morally and legally responsible for their actions.

During the Middle Ages, it was not uncommon for offending animals or insects to be put on Trial before judge and jury.

The trial was treated as seriously as if it were a human in the dock! And that animals were morally and legally responsible for their actions.

Pig

The Plaintiff: French Family

The Defendant: A Pig

The Charge: The pig was accused with unauthorised entry a house whereupon the pig did willfully disfigure the face of a child, as a result of these injuries the child then departed this life.

The Verdict: Guilty - The pig failed to adequately defend itself in court.

Punishment: Death by Hanging

Caterpillars

The Plaintiff: The Grand Vicar of Valence, France

The Defendant: Caterpillars

The Charge: The caterpillars were willfully causing destruction of the Grand Vicar's crops. Failure of the caterpillars to appear in the dock in accordance with the Court Order meant that a lawyer had to be appointed by the court to defend them.

The Verdict: Guilty as charged (the appointed lawyer failed to make a good case on the caterpillar's behalf)

Punishment: Banishment from the Diocese.

Rats

The Plaintiff: Barley Growers of Autun, France

The Defendant: Rats

The Charge: Burglary of barley - When the impudent rats failed to appear in court, a young lawyer by the name of Chassenee was appointed to defend the rodents. He was determined to make a name for himself in court - Chassenee first argued that the case involved all the rats in diocese, therefore they must ALL appear in the dock - when they failed to appear in accordance with their summons, he argued that under the law, the rats were entitled to protection to and from court, so not appeared as they were scared of being caught by wild cats on route to court.

The Verdict: Unknown - (but every felon wanted to hire Chassenee)

Weevils

The Plaintiff: Vineyard Growers - St Julien, France

The Defendant: Weevils

The Charge: Destruction of Vines / Grapes

The Verdict: Guilty - A proclamation was issued by the Judge that the offending Weevils must desist their illegal activities with immediate effect.

Punishment: None (as amazingly the weevils disappeared)

Mosquitoes

The Plaintiff: The People of Mayenne - France

The Defendant: Mosquitoes

The Charge: Causing a public nuisance by swarming and biting

The Verdict: Not Guilty (the mosquitoes failed to appear in court and a lawyer was appointed who pleaded such a convincing case, that the townsfolk took pity on the flying nuisances).

Rooster

The Plaintiff: The City of Basal, Switzerland

The Defendant: A Rooster

The Charge: Indulging in Sorcery - based upon the fact that it laid eggs - and an egg laid by a rooster is prized by sorcerers

The Verdict: Guilty as charged

Punishment: Death - by burning at the stake.

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Comments (15)
#1 by Karen N
Aug 28, 2008
Very well done :)
#2 by nobert soloria bermosa
Aug 28, 2008
interesting,thanks
#3 by R J Evans
Aug 29, 2008
Cool and funny stuff!
#4 by mdegenhardt
Sep 3, 2008
I never knew these things, very unique and interestingly odd in their details. What were they thinking or were they at all? Very well written. Michael
#5 by Paul LaVelle333
Sep 9, 2008
lol, interesting
#6 by Will Gray
Sep 27, 2008
This is amazing that ridiculous things like this really happened. I had no idea. Thanks!
#7 by Kim Buck
Oct 15, 2008
Ridiculous but a bit interesting.

Thanks for sharing.
#8 by  quietlover
Nov 4, 2008
ridiculously funny! but interesting!
#9 by Bellbella
Nov 6, 2008
Very ridiculous but very very interseting
#10 by  Ben Johnson
Nov 10, 2008
I loved it, keep the wacky articles coming
#11 by  Bren Parks
Nov 13, 2008
Loved it!!!lol
#12 by  Launie and Melynda Sorrels
Nov 17, 2008
These were humorous and enlightening. I know a certain cat that should be put on trial for disturbing the peace!
#13 by  Mark Bentley
Nov 18, 2008
Please tell me that you made these up. Really funny. It is to scary to think that people went through with these cases!

Well, I am off to sue the slugs for eating my flowers.
#14 by  Lito Apostolakou
Nov 21, 2008
Ha ha, yeah I\'ve read about this weird trials before. Thanks, for writing about it.
#15 by  ur guide
Nov 23, 2008
a superb piece of writing............very funny.........didn't know that people can go to such an extent...............keep posting more.
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