23 Words You Can Use To Impress Your Friends

These words are sure to make somebody's head spin.

Words. They make the world work. Imagine what life would be like without words. Pretty tough, huh? Especially because you're describing that vision with words. Anyway, if the world runs on words, you owe it to yourself to get to know some new words. If you have a powerful vocabulary, you might just be able to convince your boss to give you a raise. (That is not a guarantee. Don't hold me accountable if you get fired) The words in this article are sure to make you feel smarter. (That's not a guarantee, either, but I'd be impressed if you already knew all these words.)

The Words

Algid (adj.) - Chilly or cold; having a low temperature

Sentence: The climate in Greenland is algid, at the least, and unbearable at the worst.

Apotheosis (n.) - Elevation to a divine state; a perfect example

Sentence: The host at the restaurant was the apotheosis of a haughty and scornful elitist.

Circean (adj.) - Refering to beauty of a dangerous kind (Comes from the myth of the beautiful sorceress Circe, who would lure weary sailors to her island, only to turn them into pigs and eat them)

Sentence: Some people have attached a circean characteristic to a life of crime.

Circumscript (adj.) - Limited or enclosed; confined

Sentence: I can't work in such a circumscript environment!

Conundrum (n.) - A perplexing riddle or puzzle

Sentence: He's been working on that problem for hours. It must be a true conundrum to confuse such a genius!

Edacious (adj.) - Voracious; starving

Sentence: She looks as if she hasn't eaten for days. She must be edacious.

Expiate (v.) - To atone for or to make amends

Sentence: I have come here not to argue, but to expiate and apologize for my actions.

Hobson's choice (n.) - An apparent free choice when there is no real alternative.

Sentence: Don't be fooled by his sweet talk. This is a Hobson's choice; you have no choice but to sell the farm.

Lascivious (adj.) - Producing sexual desire or behavior; arousing

Sentence: She's trying to hard to be lascivious; she'd have more friends if she were herself.

Illeism (n.) - Reference to oneself through the use of the third person.

Sentence: Use of illeism often makes one appear full of himself.

Luddite (n.) - One who is opposed to technological change (Comes from a group of 19th century English workmen who destroyed labor-saving machinery as a protest.)

Sentence: Don't be such a Luddite. Computers are a very useful new technology.

Maven (n.) - Someone with special knowledge; an expert

Sentence: We've sent the specimen to the premier maven in archaelogy. We will soon found out the truth about your "fossil."

Obfuscate (v.) - To make obscure or unclear; to darken

Sentence: Don't listen to him. The only brand of truth he knows is obfuscation and lies.

Occam's razor (n.) - A philosophical and scientific rule that states that entities should not multiply unnecessarily. (Interpreted to mean that the simplest theories are to be prefered more than complex ones.)

Sentence: Cut some of this out. Remember: Occam's razor and less is more.

Puerile (adj.) - Juvenile or silly; annoying

Sentence: Please, grow up and stop being so puerile.

Skepsis (n.) - Philosophic doubt as to the objective reality of phenomena; (broadly) a skeptical outlook or attitude

Sentence: This would be much easier if you weren't pressing your skepsis onto everyone.

Sybarite (n.) - One who is self-indulgent; a wanton

Sentence: He's quite the sybarite, and one of these days, it's going to catch up to him.

Tacit (adj.) - Silent; having nothing to say

Sentence: He hasn't said anything but hello. Is he tacit or just shy?

Telos (n.) - An ultimate end

Sentence: The story reached its Telos with the main character dying.

Tyro (n.) - A novice or beginning learner

Sentence: Don't give him such a hard time; he's still only a tyro.

Ubiquitous (adj.) - Omnipresent (In Theology, refers to Christ or God)

Sentence: The issue of racial prejudice seems to be ubiquitous; we can never escape it.

Whinge (v.) - To whine or complain profusely

Sentence: If you want something done, stop whinging about it and get working.

Zeitgeist (n.) - The spirit of the age; the taste, outlook, and spirit characteristics of the time

Sentence: The zeitgeist of today is ever-changing. What's cool today is old tomorrow.

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Comments (24)
#1 by bryan
Mar 25, 2008
Thank you for NOT putting "uber" in your list.
#2 by bryan
Mar 25, 2008
Thank you for NOT putting "uber" in your list.
#3 by bryan
Mar 25, 2008
Thank you for NOT putting "uber" in your list.
#4 by sheber
Mar 25, 2008
Not to "whinge" or be "puerile", and since I'm no "maven", It would have been great for you to have included the pronunciation.
#5 by Peter
Mar 25, 2008
Some of these are crap. Conundrum? My 7 year old sister knows the word. Same with whinge. Zeitgeist? A word I come across again and again.
And at the opening, why not use lexicon in the stead of vocabulary?
Thumbs down on StumbleUpon
#6 by Peter
Mar 25, 2008
And puerile? Come on, surely you can do better after 5 minutes with a half decent thesaurus.
Bah, Humbug!
#7 by cpetersen
Mar 25, 2008
Mwell.. It's not THAT bad. Some are good; I knew quite a few of them though. But as it was put in the writing category in SU, the stumblers are bound to know most of them. I suppose it's good for people who would actually lower themselves to using words to impress their friends.
#8 by Billdave
Mar 25, 2008
Words that absolutely no one knows make you look like a pedant and a fool. these words are fairly rare, but not so obscure you look like you are trying too hard. language is a tool for communication, not showing off. Good list.
#9 by Billdave
Mar 25, 2008
P.S. Whinge is very common for Brits, almost unheard in the US. So unless you want to sound like a poncy wanker, skip it.
#10 by daleyden
Mar 25, 2008
Did you mean is he taciturn? We have a tacit agreement not to be hypercritical here.
#11 by julz
Mar 25, 2008
Half these words are terribly pretentious, and the other half aren\'t that unusual. Besides, there\'s some egregious errors:

Sentence: I can\'t work in such a circumscript environment!
shouldn\'t it be:
Sentence: I can\'t work in such a circumscribed environment!
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Doesn\'t Maven imply the expert is female?
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Doesn\'t Tacit mean implicit?
Sentence: He hasn\'t said anything but hello. Is he *taciturn* or just shy?
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And this example doesn\'t make sense: the second sentence doesn\'t relate to the first.
Sentence: The zeitgeist of today is ever-changing. What\'s cool today is old tomorrow.

This is my understanding without the use of a dictionary - I\'d probably find more with one!

uh, thanks for the page!
#12 by photolex
Mar 25, 2008
I love words. Some of these I knew. Others I didn't. One thing that jumped out at me though, "She's trying to hard to be lascivious..." should be "She's trying too hard to be lascivious..."
#13 by BillinDetroit
Mar 25, 2008
Sorry Jules, but when you are a hypercrit*, you've got to submit to the same.

"Besides, there\'s some egregious errors:"

What are wrong with this? (singular / plural disagreement bites yet another unwary soul)

(I coins 'em as I sees 'em)
#14 by Dimitris
Mar 25, 2008
Pleas nobody take this the wrong way but you realise that most of these words are greek right?
For you they may sound fancy but for me they are every day words...
Like "Telos" its the End
or "Skepsis" its nothing more than our word for "thought" or generaly the act of thinking. Nothing philosophic* about it.
#15 by isa
Mar 26, 2008
1. These words are not terribly uncommon; I know most of them and I'm just a young 'un.

2. No one will be impressed if you use these words. You will just look like a pretentious douchepocket.
#16 by CinCCO
Mar 26, 2008
D Minor, you've done nothing but rewrite words from a thesaurus. I detect an imaturity here. Sorry but if you put yourself up, you're liked to be shot down.
#17 by Darlyne
Mar 26, 2008
I thought this was very creative. Not too many would think to write about words like this.(from the looks of it, a lot of people found it interesting enough to read.) Good job!
I am new to this sight and I am surprised that so many talented writers can or would be so critical to fellow writers.(and I certainly do not agree with the negative comments you received). To those of you who choose to write negative comments to others I say, "If you have nothing good to say, please say nothing at all!"
Keep up the good work and enjoy your writing!
#18 by billybouffant
Mar 26, 2008
nice one, I shall be using some of these later.
hehe and they all called me stupid
#19 by nobloodyname
Mar 27, 2008
Re comment #9, you're a floon of the highest magnitude. Nothing wrong with 'whinge', us Brits would be lost without it.
#20 by boggle
Mar 28, 2008
As others have commented, the way some of these words are used in sentences demonstrates only a surface knowledge of what they mean. In my opinion, Occam's Razor should be applied to language above all. Nothing makes me cringe more than someone using a word poorly just to show off a bit of rote memory. It leads to obfuscation for which there is no expiation!! Fer gawdsake, ifn ya gotta lurn ta tawk purty then lissen to ppl who tawk purty!!
#21 by Betty
Mar 29, 2008
The best word that anyone ever told me about was "extemporaneously". It means, off the cuff. So you would use it in this way...I didn't have time to prepare a speach so I will deliver it extemporaneously.
#22 by homer
Mar 29, 2008
Im very impressed.
#23 by Stephen Paulger
Apr 11, 2008
"Conundrum" won't impress anyone in the UK, they will just assume you watch daytime TV. There is (or maybe was) a show called countdown which finished with the "countdown conundrum".
#24 by Elyse
Apr 20, 2008
Awesome list. Re comment #11, though, Zeitgeist's definition could probably use a semicolon in the middle, as in "The spirit of today is ever-changing; what\'s cool today is old tomorrow," and julz, it's appropriate because the second part is more or less a definition of the first. Still, many of the words I did not know or was unaware of their proper use. Thanks, D Minor.
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