Don`t bother looking for a hot dog vendor in most Asian cities. Instead, find a street vendor, select your squid and it will be freshly grilled for you...on a stick. Can anyone tell me where I can find a McDonald's?

Pizza On A Stick

These treats found at Toronto`s C.N.E. give new meaning to "think outside the box" Slices of pizza are deep fried on a stick. I`d try one of these if there was a paramedic close by.

Cheesecake On A Stick

Move over BaskinRobbins These are actual slices of cheesecake, dipped in chocolate and then frozen. If I absolutely had to eat something frozen on a stick: this would be it.

Pancake and Sausage On A Stick

Perfect for those lazy weekend mornings when you can`t stand the thought of trekking all the way to the IHOP or the local Denny`s for breakfast, Jimmy Dean has just what you need. Frozen pancakes and sausage on a stick. No tray required. Do people really buy this stuff?

Fish On A Stick

Holy Mackerel! Now those are what I call fish sticks!! Just select your fish and your choice of beverage from one of these Japanese street vendors and you`re good to go. I wonder what the response would be if these were served in school cafeterias instead of traditional fish sticks?

Deep Fried Snickers Bar On A Stick

Yes, you read correctly. Deep Fried Snickers Bars! As the only living human that does not like chocolate, I just can`t figure this one out. I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about it.

Deep Fried Cheese On A Stick

This is where my knees get weak. Cheese on a stick. Food doesn`t get any better than that! I live a long way from Cedar Point Park, and I hate crowds but I would go there just to eat this cheese on a stick.

Ice Cream

Where would the world be without this little chilly treat? Cool to the tongue or brain freeze central, ice cream makes us all happy.

Macaroni and Cheese

From a box, a cafeteria or mom's stove mac and cheese is certainly, universally thought of when comfort is needed.

Pizza

All night study sessions, check. Monday night football, check. The box said permanent hair color, check. Pizza is well "rounded" for every situation.

Hamburgers

Whether is your $16 gourmet burger or the dollar menu special, hamburgers is a classic choice for any crisis.

Fried Chicken

Even though no one really uses the term "fried" anymore, we know exactly when it is needed and what it is needed for. Extra crispy or original recipe, fried chicken is an all-American, down home choice for "greasing" away our troubles.

Cheesecake

Possibly the most amazing dessert creation and works well for any misfortune. If you are feeling guilty about the entire cheesecake you just ate think of it like this, you needed this food to well comfort you. And since the word cheese is in the title, consider it your daily serving of dairy. If it were covered with a fruit topping, then it is your daily serving of fruit. It's a win-win situation.

The weekend is here again at last. After paying your bills and splashing out on all the tax to run the country. You find out your friends have arranged a night out and you have a little disposal income left.

You need a night out, in fact you deserve a night out.

The choice of intoxication from the alcohol menu is desirable, thus offers a more complete sensation with every sip. You slowly start to feel more confidant and find yourself dancing, talking to the opposite sex, and drinking even more liquor. This motion of interaction has been the norm for decades and offers us a moment of escape from societies complexities.

Its no until you start making your way home, that you realise your going to struggle the next day. The dreaded hang over is upon you. You hit the sack and the room is spinning, so you stick your leg out the bed and put our foot on the floor to stop your eyes rolling around your head.

If you haven't thrown up already you probably will in the morning and spend the day in bed with banging head ake. You're hurting, sweating, you can't move, speak or even tolerate the concept of thinking.

If only you knew what you could have done to prevent this self inflected an annoyance.

The answer to the question is a very simple one.

A garlic cheese pizza on the way home from the night of drinking.

It's true. I myself have suffered badly from the pain of hangovers. It got so bad I actually decided to give up drinking at the weekend. When I did decide to drink I stuck to one type of drink through the night's activities and noticed I did slightly recover quicker the next day.

But recently a few birthdays came up and I went out to celebrate. When the night came to an end I walked into the local takeaway outlet and noticed a little sign for a garlic cheese pizza. I decided to order one and ate the whole lot. It was about 12inches in circumference.

The next day I felt slightly groggy, but I had no hang over what so ever. It felt like a miracle. I went out again the next week and mixed my drinks and drank a few shots. I went to the same shop and ordered the same Garlic cheese pizza option. The next day - NOTHING.

I actually made a point of not having the same option one night and ordered a burger instead. But I can conclude I suffered badly the next day. Again I followed the Garlic cheese pizza experience after a recent night out and the next day was bliss. No hangover!

The Science Bit

Garlic contains phosphorus, potassium, calcium, protein and significant amounts of vitamins B & C which makes it an almost essential part of any diet. In addition, it contains Allacin which is a sulphur compound and has antibiotic and antifungal properties.

Garlic can stimulate the production of glutathione, an amino acid which is known to be a very potent antioxidant and de-toxifier and the smooth muscle relaxant - adenosine - also found in the herb, will lower blood pressure.

Cheese contains a high concentration of essential nutrients, in particular high quality protein and calcium, as well as other nutrients such as phosphorus, zinc, vitamin A, riboflavin, and vitamin B12.

The health benefits of bread can be measured on a large scale but if you interlink all the components of this available food source. it must be able to defuse the onset of the common hangover. The bread absorbs much of the alcohol in take, making it easier to digest. The cheese replaces lost energy sources and packs the body back up to sufficient levels of balance, while the garlic must stable the brains activity and stop the swelling effect of dehydration.

Conclusion

Eat a garlic cheese pizza after a night out on the drink. Maybe garlic offers many other secrets yet to be discovered.

“I'd like to order a pizza with cheese and pepperoni,” she says.

The pizza man says, “Would you like a small or a medium?”

“I get to pick?” the blonde squeals excitedly. “Okay, um…I'll have a medium.”

“Would you like it cut into six pieces, or twelve?”

“Oh, my goodness, six, of course,” the blonde replies quickly. “I don't think I could eat twelve whole pieces!”

• If the ratio of crust thickness to topping thickness is greater than or equal to 5:1
• If the pizza slice is at least twice the size of your face
• If at least 95% of other people in the room are doing so
• If you are pretending to be polite/clean for various reasons...
• If you have no teeth
• If the pizza burns your hands but not your mouth (unlikely - possibly due to disease....)
• If you are wearing gloves
• If you are somehow able to eat more pizza per second by fork and knife

If you often find yourself in the above situations, the fork/cutter is a must. Found at the aptly named site: Stupid Idiotic.

1. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
3. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
4. When they say, "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
5. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."
6. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
7. When they say, "Will that be all?" snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"
8. When you're given the price, say, "Ooh, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
9. Put them on hold.
10. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more 'oomph' this time."
12. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and... action!"
13. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
14. Change your accent every three seconds.
15. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."