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<title>Top Three University Pranks</title>
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<![CDATA[<p>As we all know, university student have a lot of free time. And how do they fill it? With pranks of course! Here are the best 3 university pranks!</p>
<p><strong>1. Superman visits the University of Michigan</strong></p>
<p>Well this is the best university prank ever. A student is playing the role of Clark Kent (Superman) and nobody suspects what is going to happen. As soon as he phone rings he stands up and start shouting. Then he undress and reveal the superman uniform and starts running. The teacher and students at first can't realise what's happening, but after some time they start laughing! Deserves the first place by far!</p>
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<p><strong>2. Cooking a head</strong></p>
<p>In this prank, some students have placed a short man inside an empty oven. They made a hole for his head to get inside the pot and the prank begins. Students are entering the kitchen and searching for something to eat. They are all scared to death when they see the man's head. Very funny Indeed.</p>
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<p><strong>3. Shaving foam prank</strong></p>
<p>This is a classic one. One person spreads some shaving foam on the victim's hand (who is sleeping) and then with the help of a feather, they to make the victim scratch himself. Enjoy!</p>
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<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:39:31 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>My Top 10 Stolen Things</title>
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<![CDATA[<p>There are a lot of articles entitled the best ten things or the best ten movies you name it there is a list about it.&amp;nbsp; So I thought why not I have ten minutes to spare I will write one. But what shall I list movies been done pop songs done to death ok what do I know about&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;ok what can I steal I mean appreciate and who am I kidding steal.</p>
<p>So here are my top ten stolen things:</p>
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<li>My innocence by an older woman well not so much stolen as enthusiastically thrown away.</li>
<li>See above so good I listed it twice.</li>
<li>OK I can not think of anymore back to movies and pop songs&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;..sorry I was thinking of number 1.</li>
<li>Hang on here is a good one Bobby Davros entire act.</li>
<li>Getting bored now.</li>
<li>Wish I had never started this.</li>
<li>My school milk by Margaret Thatcher well not her in person she did not hit me over the head and run off with it no she ran the government department.&amp;nbsp; Now you&amp;rsquo;re getting bored.</li>
<li>Nearly done thank God.</li>
<li>Hang on a minute I will just go back and change the title to my top nine stolen things, no it just does not sound right.</li>
<li>Who writes these bloody lists hang on that&amp;rsquo;s a good idea 10 most annoying lists I will write that tomorrow.</li>
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<p>Well that&amp;rsquo;s my list so watch out for more of my interesting and original articles</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FPranks%2FMy-Top-10-Stolen-Things.314131"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FPranks%2FMy-Top-10-Stolen-Things.314131" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 04:34:36 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Ten Best Random Things to Relieve Boredom</title>
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<![CDATA[<h3>Paper Clip</h3>
<p>This random object can amuses someone from minutes to hours bending and poking away with it is rather fun when there is absolutely nothing to do.</p>
<h3>Rubber Band</h3>
<p>Do you ever remember flicking one of these around for well over ten minutes just because you could? Well, that's why it is on this list it can also be used in conjunction with many other objects to keep you occupied for hours on end.</p>
<h3>A Piece of Paper</h3>
<p>Is there anything you haven't thought about doing with a piece of paper? I mean, you even fold it into cranes. A simple piece of paper even seems to make an effective football for some reason. This is indeed a random object that will keep your attention.</p>
<h3>Tweezers</h3>
<p>I don't know about you but when you are bored enough pinching everything in site with a good pair of tweezers can keep me occupied for many many minutes. These are more then random and just fun enough.</p>
<h3>A Piece of String</h3>
<p>Is it not one of your favorite things? Well it sure does hit the spot when there is absolutely nothing else to do. They are so wavy and random, mmmmm fun.</p>
<h3>Wire</h3>
<p>The bendyness of wire is a bit more then fun when you are bored. You can make it into anything, kinda. Well it makes a nice ring or necklace or something, but still random and fun!</p>
<h3>A #2 Pencil</h3>
<p>Ever sit there for three hours throwing your pencil at the ceiling wondering if it will stick? Well I sure as hell have! There are also a number of other applications for this boredom reliever. Best when used with other boredom relievers.</p>
<h3>Bubble Wrap</h3>
<p>Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.Pop.....Now I know you know why this is here.</p>
<h3>A Large Cardboard Box</h3>
<p>Perhaps this is where you got the bubble wrap from but, who needs bubble wrap when you have a cardboard spaceship! Vroom Vroom to the moon!</p>
<h3>Something Sharp</h3>
<p>Anything sharp really...like have you ever sat at your desk and tried to cut it in half with a laminated business card? Or sat near a balloon with anything sharp without almost dieing trying not to blow it up in front of someone's face...point made.</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FRandom%2FTen-Best-Random-Things-to-Relieve-Boredom.204251"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FRandom%2FTen-Best-Random-Things-to-Relieve-Boredom.204251" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:34:41 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Eight Gadgets for James Bond Wannabes</title>
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<![CDATA[<p>Do you watch the James Bond films with envy over the amazing gadgets? Ever wanted to own them yourself? Well now you can! These are the 8 best gadgets for the wannabe secret agent!</p>
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<li><strong>Bullet proof clothes- </strong>These clothes look just like ordinary clothes, but really they are completely bullet proof! Perfect for the more dangerous of missions. They come in a variety of styles, such as motorcycle jackets, t-shirts, and trench coats. They are also lighter than normal bulletproof vests which are made from Kevlar. $2000 and up (ouch).</li>
<li><strong>Digital voice recording pen- </strong>Can be used as an ordinary pen and looks normal, but is actually a voice recorder! Can record up to 16 hours of voice and can also be used as a memory stick. Has a USB port so you can plug it in and charge it up on your computer. $139.95</li>
<li><strong>Fingerprint door lock- </strong>This is an amazing invention which should soon replace keys altogether! It has memory for up to 100 users, and so it is impossible for a burglar to steal a key and enter. $499</li>
<li><strong>Camcorder clock- </strong>This clever camcorder, disguised as a clock, can turn on automatically as soon as someone moves into its field of view. It can hold 12 minutes of video and then you can put them on your computer using the USB cable. As an added bonus, it also tells the time! $179.95</li>
<li><strong>Night vision headset- </strong>These goggles are worn like a head torch, and have 4 or 8x magnification. It can also be clipped onto a camera. $269</li>
<li><strong>Electronic listening device- </strong>This gadget has a range of 300 feet, one whole football field, and also has binoculars. You can also recording 120 sound clips. This is one of the more affordable gadgets at just $69.99</li>
<li><strong>Voice recorder and mp3 player watch- </strong>Not only a watch, but also a voice recorder and mp3 player. Earphones are included and it can store up to nine hours of recordings. $179.95</li>
<li><strong>Mp3 sunglasses- </strong>These sunglasses look cool and protect your eyes on sunny days, but best of all, they can play 120 songs and have a battery life of up to six hours! It's a missed opportunity though, they could have let it recharge using solar cells... $348.95</li>
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<p>Thanks for reading, and I hope that you somehow make enough money to buy one of these as they are incredibly expensive! If you win the lottery one day then maybe, but lucky James Bond didn't have to pay for his gadgets!</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FRandom%2FEight-Gadgets-for-James-Bond-Wannabes.124239"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FRandom%2FEight-Gadgets-for-James-Bond-Wannabes.124239" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:30:09 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>The World's Worst Movie Stars: Top 10</title>
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<![CDATA[<h3>Entertainers Less Talented</h3>
 
<p>Some actors effortlessly radiate so much charisma, talent and intelligence, they practically have &amp;ldquo;Movie Star&amp;rdquo; written on their foreheads. Here is an alphabetical list of the worst 10 actors who have earned their place in Hollywood infamy, based on the critic's choices.</p>
 
<h3>The Envelope Please</h3>
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<li><strong>John Agar</strong> - Starring in such winners as The Mole People and The Daughter of Dr. Jekyll.</li>
<li><strong>Richard Burton </strong>- Named worst actor in The Golden Turkey Awards.</li>
<li><strong>Tony Curtis</strong> - In such films as Some Like It Hot and Sweet Smell of Success.</li>
<li><strong>Victor Mature</strong> - Cast by John Ford in My Darling Clementine.</li>
<li><strong>Chuck Norris</strong> - As long as he's kicking the crap out of bad guys, Norris is watch-able. But when it comes to emoting, Morris is Missing in Action. </li>
<li><strong>Keanu Reeves</strong> - Cast as a scientist (Chain Reaction), hotshot lawyer (The Devil's Advocate), and Shakespearean villain (Much Ado About Nothing).</li>
<li><strong>Stephen Seagal</strong> - The martial arts star has an even more narrow range than Chuck Norris, if that is even possible&amp;hellip;</li>
<li><strong>Pauly Shore</strong> - Oh, the inhumanity of suffering through a Pauly Shore film!</li>
<li><strong>Sylvester Stallone</strong> - Rocky, what happened? A smash hit in the 1976 with Rock Balboa, then 9 wins for Worst Actor.</li>
<li><strong>Sonny Tufts</strong> - Disgracing himself onscreen in Cat Women of the Moon and Cottonpickin' Chickenpickers.</li>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 06:06:20 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>The Top 10 Reasons to Blog</title>
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<li>Writing blogs will give you a legitimate reason to be on line all the time. Just keep the window to blogger.com available so you can quickly change screens from Yahoo Games Pool! or Perez ("Gossip Queen"-not Paris's sibling) Hilton websites. <br /></li>
<li>When friends ask you how you spent your weekend you can sound like a serious writer when you respond "Oh, I spent some time on my blog site this weekend." Instead of admitting how many hours of couch potato television you watched while the front lawn only grew longer and the paint on the front of your house chipped a little bit more. <br /></li>
<li>It gives you practice using your keyboarding skills. "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy-ass dog." This might instead become "Today, I got out of bed and shuttled to the toilet where I sat down...." Interesting huh? </li>
<li>It forces you to learn all you can about attracting an audience. I could even put pretty, pretty pictures on my blog-but I have not learned that yet! So, I resort to describing every ridiculous mundane task I did today. (See Reason #3) <br /></li>
<li>What the hell else are you going to do anyway? Christmas is over and you can't shop because you have no money left and the teenagers took both your cars and you are stuck home alone! <br /></li>
<li>You get that feeling you sometimes get about winning the lottery. Sure there might be one in a billion chance that Oprah might be sitting home (but not because she is out of money or has teenagers who took her car-some other reason), searching blogs for writers she will make into the next James Frye.("Yes this really happened to me and it is fiction"-a new genre!) <br /></li>
<li>You believe that the world really gives a damn about your poor, pathetic and boring little life. Oh PLEEEAASE! <br /></li>
<li>You want to scream at the world and every living thing in it "I am here, I am important, I matter." Then you remember the Kansas song "Dust in the Wind." "Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind." and you want to fling yourself off the nearest balcony but you are afraid of heights. <br /></li>
<li>You are so over meeting people in chat rooms and making up an identity. You have tired of being Hot_Sexy_Mama, who is a former Playboy bunny, Rhode Scholar and developer of a cure for hunger in Africa, (SEND THEM FOOD!) You decide it is time to do something real on the Internet. <br /></li>
<li>A blog takes you out of your everyday hood and places you squarely in the middle of cyberspace. You thought <br />your hood was full of dark alleys and menacing characters? Try this hood where you are walking alone in a hostile cyberspace without your can of mace or your machete. <br />You are exposing all your private words in a most public place. What a thrill, what a rush! In the movie "The Jerk" Steve Martin's character said, "The new phone book is here and I am SOMEBODY now!" Blog on!</li>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 05:07:07 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Top Three Deliciously Weird Wriggly Beverages</title>
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<![CDATA[<ol><li><h3>Mezcal or Tequila Worm</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/04/07/140154_0.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/04/07/140154_2.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/04/07/140154_1.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br />Mezcal is actually a type of Mexican alcoholic drink made from agave plant. While different species of agave plants can produce different types of mezcal, the blue agave plant is the one used to produce mezcal's popular close cousin, tequila. It is a known fact that some mezcal bottles contains agave worm (a type of moth larvae) but then again, tequila is not allowed to contain the said worm, by law. The practice of putting agave worm in mezcal bottles started of with a marketing gimmick introduced by Jacobo Lozano Paez after realizing that the agave worm changed the taste of prepared agave. It is said that the agave worm gives flavor to mezcal drinks and the delicious worm could be eaten afterwards.</li>
 
<li><h3>Worm Wine</h3>
 
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In 2001, Ray Reigstad, an American winemaker came up with an idea to make wine using an army worm which is a type of green caterpillar that eats leaves. Basically, the army worms are gathered in 6-gallon buckets and produced like any other wine made from fruits and flowers. Several local wine connoisseurs who had tasted the said wine described it as dry, crisp, pale and tastes similar to any grape wine. The wine worm is said to be similar to white wine and an excellent compliment to fish and seafood meals.</li>
 
<li><h3>Worm Tea</h3>
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Chinese worm tea is a new craze among tea lovers. Worm tea which is known as “chong cha” in Chinese is actually made of the excretion or feces of a type of silk worm. Basically, the feces of the worm which has been collected would be dried up and turned into a delicious cup of brewing tea. The Chinese locals believe that the so called worm tea has many medicinal values, ranging from curing diarrhea to healing hemorrhoids. The price of the tea is around $20 for every 100g grams. With its exquisite taste, this brew is definitely worth trying especially if you don't mind its disgusting origin.</li></ol><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FOffbeat%2FTop-Three-Deliciously-Weird-Wriggly-Beverages.106072"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FOffbeat%2FTop-Three-Deliciously-Weird-Wriggly-Beverages.106072" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 07:48:44 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Top 10 Reasons I Hate Living Up North</title>
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<li>Playing bumper cars with real cars thanks to icy streets.</li>
<li>Going anywhere takes extra time, especially if you have to dig your car out.</li>
<li>Can we say gas bill? Starve or shiver, what a choice!</li>
<li>Chuckholes. We have the Grand Canyon, it's just been split into a billion tiny pieces.</li>
<li>Clothes on. Clothes off. I feel like I'm in Karate Kid 666 going out in the cold, into the warm, out in the cold, ad infinitum, ad nauseum.</li>
<li>Frozen locks. Frozen doors. Frozen everything. Where's Batman when you need him?</li>
<li>Hat hair. Yeah, I know, you can get it anywhere, it just seems more likely up here.</li>
<li>Lack of women wearing bikinis. Yeah, it's a guy thing.</li>
<li>Chapped lips. Chapped skin. Now I know what a pork rind feels like.</li>
<li>STATIC ELECTRICITY! Everything zaps me. I hate hate hate hate hate it!</li>
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<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 07:46:05 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Top 10 Stupidest People on YouTube</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/Top-10-Stupidest-People-on-YouTube.88352</link>
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<h3>Miss Teen USA 2007:  South Carolina Answers a Question</h3>
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<p>I can't believe that people this stupid could actually exist (at least she is hot!). P.S. I love you America!</p>
 
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<h3>Chris Crocker: Leave Britney Alone!</h3>
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<p>This guys is such a loser. My message to you: Britney was alright when you could mute and look at her, but now shes a fat ugly attention seeker, who for some unknown reason decided that constantly showing your private parts makes you cool...for shame!</p>
 
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<h3>Idiot of the Year</h3>
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<p>I can't believe this guy is actually able to drive a car let alone be coming first in the race! What an idiot. Could he still win pushing the car over the line?</p>
 
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<h3>George W. Bush: American Idiot</h3>
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<p>OK I figured that to have a top ten idiots list, Bush required not just one single stupid moment but a series of stupid actions that truly represented the shade of the Bush presidency. The man is the leader of the free world... what the hell?</p>
 
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<h3>15 Paintball Shots</h3>
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<p>These guys are just idiots. Those paintballs will still be stinging a week later and 15 straight to the back??!! Can't say this guy doesn't have guts!</p>
 
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<h3>Kicked In the Nuts</h3>
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<p>Why would you let your mate do this? It is so not worth it for the video! This guy's children are going to have headaches! He didn't even flinch before the hit! If this is real, the stupidity is awesome!</p>
 
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<h3>Cory Jane Takes Ball in the Nose</h3>
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<p>He may not be the stupidest, but he was dense enough to put his face in front of a small fast flying object. At least the guy can take a ball to the face... nice effort.</p>
 
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<h3>Pubes on Fire</h3>
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<p>These guys are just straight up idiots. It may be quicker than waxing, but the chance of losing millions of potential babies is just too high!</p>
 
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<h3>Lendyl Sexyback</h3>
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<p>This guy is either so drunk that he doesn't know what he is doing, or thinks he is top of the pops. Perhaps he really is bringing sexy back (my soul died a little after I typed that).</p>
 
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<h3>Stupid Human Tricks</h3>
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<p>Just a bunch of really stupid people to finish off my ohmage to the greats.</p>
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<p>Thanks for reading, and much love to the stupid people of the world!</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FTop-10-Stupidest-People-on-YouTube.88352"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FTop-10-Stupidest-People-on-YouTube.88352" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<![CDATA[<p>Here are the top 10 examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered their managers for arriving late to work:</p>
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<li>Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them.</li>
<li>My dog dialled 999, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened.</li>
<li>My girlfriend/boyfriend got mad and destroyed all of my undergarments.</li>
<li>I woke up and thought I was temporarily deaf.</li>
<li>I just wasn't "feelin' it" this morning.</li>
<li> I was up all night arguing with God.</li>
<li>A raccoon stole my work shoe off my porch.</li>
<li>I super-glued my eye thinking it was contact solution.</li>
<li>I was putting lotion on my face when my finger went up my nose causing a nose bleed.</li>
<li>A prostitute climbed into my car at a stop light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think I was messing around... so I got out of the car.</li>
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