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<title>You Smell Like a Band-aid!</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/You-Smell-Like-a-Band-aid.249961</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>I always get a kick out of the stories my husband tells me when he comes home from teaching at the local community college - some college "freshmen" can be so funny!</p>
<p>In addition to running his own business, my husband also teaches Anatomy and Physiology part-time at the community college.  He loves to teach as well as be an entrepreneur, thus the opportunity at the community college is perfect for him.</p>
<p><br />Yesterday as he went to go assist one of his students with a microscope during the lab hours, the student looked at him and said, "You smell like a Band-Aid." How do you respond to a comment like that?  He was wondering the same thing.  A simple "thanks" does not quite cut it!  Was that a compliment or a slam?</p>
<p>It turns out that the comment was actually a compliment.  Upon inquiring to the student what the interpretation of the comment was, he stated, &amp;ldquo;It means that you smell clean.&amp;rdquo;  My husband and I would definitely not associate a clean smell with Band-Aids, but every one has their opinions.</p>
<p>The whole topic has actually inspired some real deep reflection on my part.  If I could be any type of Band-Aid, which type would I be, and how would I want to smell?</p>
<p>The little girl inside of me demands that I be a "bright pink Band-Aid decorated with Barbie" while the Mom inside of me screams for Pixar "Cars" or "Nemo" to occupy my son - he would really think I was cool!  Meanwhile, the adult in me quietly and maturely asks to be an "invisible Band-Aid" to blend in with the crowd and better observe the lives of others.  As for the smell - all three agree on wanting to smell like ice cream decorated with Oreos.</p>
<p>So, what type of Band-Aid would you want to be and how would you want to smell?</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FYou-Smell-Like-a-Band-aid.249961"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FYou-Smell-Like-a-Band-aid.249961" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 07:10:44 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>10 Horror Flicks We'd Love to See</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/10-Horror-Flicks-Wed-Love-to-See.243155</link>
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<![CDATA[<ol>
<li> Zombies in the White House (They come out at night seeking Congressional blood)</li>
<li> Suburban Witches of Beverly Hills (They may be stuck up, but they do cast evil spells while polishing their toe nails)</li>
<li> The Slobs of Paradise Island (They're fat and out of shape, but that doesn't stop them from terrorizing the skinny models that live on Paradise Island)</li>
<li> The Screaming Patients (Wait until they see their bills)</li>
<li> Bloodbath in the Five Star Hotel (Room service anyone?)</li>
<li> Attack of the Fur Balls (Hairy little creatures with very big teeth and raging appetites)</li>
<li> The Used Car Salesman from Hell (The deal of a lifetime comes true for five innocent teenagers)</li>
<li> Revenge of the Public Servants (Now it's their turn to strike back at an ungrateful public)</li>
<li> Monsters in Love (Even monsters deserve to have a little smooching and cuddling)</li>
<li> The Taxman Cometh (He's coming to your house and there is no escaping his poison pen) </li>
</ol><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FSatire%2F10-Horror-Flicks-Wed-Love-to-See.243155"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FSatire%2F10-Horror-Flicks-Wed-Love-to-See.243155" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:44:15 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Japanese Food Art: Not Just a Tasty Meal</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Food/Japanese-Food-Art-Not-Just-a-Tasty-Meal.225289</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>In Japan, the presentation of a meal is as important as the taste and texture of the food. Japanese chefs pride themselves on the creative, artistic nature of dish, as well as the flavors within the meal.</p>
<h3>Rice Art<br /></h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/24/0_16.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/japanese-food-art-00.jpg" target="_blank">Image Source</a></p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/24/1_4.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/japanese-food-art-01.jpg" target="_blank">Image Source<br /><br /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/24/2_15.jpg" alt="" /><br /></a></p>
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<p>By coloring the rice and then shaping it, these creative chefs have created comical, edible characters. Most of these dishes have been designed for the delight of children, but are also enjoyed by adults. The chef uses other foodstuffs in the dish, such as seaweed, to give the character more personality.</p>
<h3>Sushi Art<br /></h3>
<h3><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/24/3_2.jpg" alt="" /><br /></h3>
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<p>Sushi is one of Japan's most famous and internationally appreciated foods. Sushi is well-known foe being not only delicious, but an attractive, healthy meal. These chefs have taken the artistic food a step further, using colored sushi rice, fish roe (fish eggs), seaweed sheets and different vegetables to create patterns and pictures with the sushi.</p>
<h3>Watermelon Art<br /><br /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/08/24/watermelonart018_1.jpg" alt="" /><br /></h3>
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<p>These chefs have used watermelons as a canvas for their designs. Cutting into the fruit at different depths allows them to utilize a specific color layer within the fruit. The green portions of the picture are the skin, the white is found below the skin and the pinks are found at the centre of the melon. By carefully cutting around the green portions, the artistic chef can create an artwork from the simple fruit.</p>
<p>Japanese food is more than just sustenance. Each meal can be appreciated for its flavor, texture and aesthetic value.</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FFood%2FJapanese-Food-Art-Not-Just-a-Tasty-Meal.225289"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FFood%2FJapanese-Food-Art-Not-Just-a-Tasty-Meal.225289" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:16:59 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>77 Ridiculous Pick-up Lines</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Relationship/77-Rediculous-Pick-up-Lines.207147</link>
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<li> Can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.</li>
<li> Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!</li>
<li> Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business</li>
<li> Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.</li>
<li> Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?</li>
<li> Are your pants from outer space? 'Cause your butt is out of this world,=.</li>
<li> Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?</li>
<li> Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.</li>
<li> That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?</li>
<li> Did you fart? 'Cause you blew me away.</li>
<li> Don't you know me from somewhere?</li>
<li> My love for you is like diarrhea - I can't hold it in</li>
<li> Do you have a library card?'Cause I"d like to check you out</li>
<li> Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. (Oh Really. What is that?) It's just that your number's not in it.</li>
<li> You've got all the curves, and I've got all the angles</li>
<li> Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.</li>
<li> If you were a booger I would pick you first.</li>
<li> You stole my heart. But that's okay. I have another one at home in the fridge.</li>
<li> Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.</li>
<li> Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You've got fine written all over you.</li>
<li> Does my breath smell okay?</li>
<li> Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.</li>
<li> Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?</li>
<li> My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! It must be 15 minutes fast.</li>
<li> Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?</li>
<li> If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.</li>
<li> Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?</li>
<li> If I followed you home, would you keep me?</li>
<li> People call me John, but you can call me tonight!</li>
<li> Here's $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.</li>
<li> You turn my software into hardware!</li>
<li> (Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I've never fallen for a girl like you before.</li>
<li> Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?</li>
<li> I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.</li>
<li> Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see!</li>
<li> Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?</li>
<li> I think I need to call heaven because they've lost one of their angels.</li>
<li> You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.</li>
<li> Can I even get a fake number?</li>
<li> I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.</li>
<li> Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!</li>
<li> If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?</li>
<li> Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to give her a call the first time I fell in love.</li>
<li> I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!</li>
<li> Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you.</li>
<li> Well here I am. What are your other two wishes?</li>
<li> You smell. Let's shower.</li>
<li> Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.</li>
<li> Are you an alarm clock? 'Cause you opened my eyes</li>
<li> Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.</li>
<li> Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.</li>
<li> Do you know why I can't see any stars tonight? You outshine them.</li>
<li> Let's save water. Let's shower together.</li>
<li> My neck hurts, because as soon as you walked by I whipped my head!</li>
<li> What pick-up line actually works on you?</li>
<li> Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.</li>
<li> Hi, I'm Fun. I don't think you've had me yet.</li>
<li> Are your parents terrorists? Because you're the bomb.</li>
<li> Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?</li>
<li> If I follow the rainbow will I get you in the end?</li>
<li> Good thing I'm not flammable because you're smoking hot.</li>
<li> Do you like water? (Yes) Then you already like 70 percent of me.</li>
<li> If you held six roses in front of a mirror you'd see seven of the most beautiful things in the world.</li>
<li> I'm like a clock and you're the batteries. Without you my world would end!</li>
<li> Hey can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.</li>
<li> Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.</li>
<li> You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly!</li>
<li> Hey my name is John, but you can call me later!</li>
<li> Are you religious? (Why?) Because you're the answer to my prayers.</li>
<li> Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.</li>
<li> I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.</li>
<li> Let's play chess. You turn off the light and I'll make the first move!</li>
<li> Can I take your temperature?</li>
<li> Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you.</li>
<li> That shirt is awful. Take it off now!</li>
<li> Baby do you have a license? 'Cause you're driving me crazy</li>
<li> You'll do.</li>
</ol><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FRelationship%2F77-Rediculous-Pick-up-Lines.207147"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FRelationship%2F77-Rediculous-Pick-up-Lines.207147" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:09:51 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Passing the Sobriety Test with Flying Colors</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/Passing-the-Sobriety-Test-with-Flying-Colors.171143</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>When driving under the influence of alcohol, one's movements are affected due to the effect the alcohol has upon a portion of the brain called the cerebellum.  Balance is thrown off, decisions are slower, and comprehension is reduced.  The combination of all these do not equate to good things behind the wheel of a car.</p>
<p>Have you ever succeeded in passing the DUI / DWI sobriety tests from police officers?  Regardless if you have or not, you may enjoy watching this gentleman successfully &amp;ldquo;fail&amp;rdquo; his!  Laugh a lot, but remember that this is not real - please drink responsibly!</p>
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<p>Please, if you choose to drink, choose to be responsible.  Do NOT drink and drive!</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FPassing-the-Sobriety-Test-with-Flying-Colors.171143"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FPassing-the-Sobriety-Test-with-Flying-Colors.171143" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:34:27 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Mess up your first date</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/Mess-up-your-first-date.81155</link>
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<li>	Past gas</li>
<li>	tell your date that you’re happily married</li>
<li>	pick up your date 2 hours late</li>
<li>	take your date to a place that you know they would not like</li>
<li>	tell them that you are an escaped prisoner</li>
<li>	tell them that you shit your pants</li>
<li>	if number six don’t work than literally shit your pants</li>
<li>	Tell your date too lose a few pounds</li>
<li>	tell your date too gain a few pounds</li>
<li>	tell your date you have no goals and no job</li>
<li>	tell them you don’t plan on getting a job</li>
<li>	tell them while you are at a restaurant with them that they have to pay for dinner</li>
<li>	Ask if they have pets</li>
<li>	whatever pets they do have, say you don’t like that kind of animal</li>
<li>	Laugh at your own jokes</li>
<li>	laugh after ever single sentence</li>
<li>	Don’t say nothing nice at all</li>
</ol></p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FMess-up-your-first-date.81155"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FMess-up-your-first-date.81155" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:26:07 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Jobs that say don’t trust me
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<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Work/Jobs-that-say-dont-trust-me.81127</link>
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<![CDATA[<p><ol>
<li> A car salesmen- So when you go into a dealership, do you automatically think the salesman is going too take money off the price or that he is going too rip you off. How about after he tells you that he can’t go lower on the price, do you get upset.</li>
<li> Door to door salesman- What do you think of someone who walks up too you in a public place and tries too sell you things. Do you think it’s weird or shady and not that the guy or girl is trying too make money.</li>
<li> A cook- So if you are at a restaurant and you are a little rude to the waitress and have them bring back the food, do you just assume or joke that the cook in the back did something too your food.</li>
<li> Politicians- When they say they are going too be different from the other people that were elected before them, do you wonder why they, like most, run negative ads against the other person. </li>
</ol></p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FWork%2FJobs-that-say-dont-trust-me.81127"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FWork%2FJobs-that-say-dont-trust-me.81127" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:17:21 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>How to be annoying</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/How-to-be-annoying.81154</link>
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<li>	Ask the same questions at least four times in a row</li>
<li>	 Fart in public all the time</li>
<li>	 When you do grocery shopping, ask a clerk about a lot of foods in the store like calories and what they recommend.</li>
<li>	Chew with your mouth open and make loud noises when you eat</li>
<li>	Never ever make eye contact, even when it is a important conversation</li>
<li>	When you drive, don’t use blinkers and brake every chance you get</li>
<li>	Use a public bathroom to shit in and don’t flush t</li>
<li>	Use a lot of swear words all the time</li>
<li>	Go to a car dealership and test drive as many cars as you can and than tell them you didn’t plan on buying anything at all</li>
<li>	Complain about any and all little things</li>
<li>	Talk about yourself in the third person</li>
<li>	Where sunglasses all the time, even in the dark</li>
</ol></p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FHow-to-be-annoying.81154"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FHow-to-be-annoying.81154" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:35:18 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>How not to get a job</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Work/How-not-to-get-a-job.81126</link>
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1.	Go in jeans and a tank top<br>
2.	Interrupt the interviewee as much as possible<br>
3.	When they ask why you want a career with their company, tell them you just need any shit job you can get at this point.<br>
4.	Go to your interview drunk<br>
5.	bring your own booze inside with you to the interview<br>
6.	Apply to the highest position they have.<br>
7.	Reference to number 6- regardless if you meet eductation, employment and any other requirements that the require.<br>
8.	Don’t bring a resume.<br>
9.	refuse to fill out any paper work<br>
10.	Put on your resume that you never had a job<br>
11.	Tell them you can work 2 days a week<br>
12.	If by chance you get hired, refuse the job<br>
13.	Tell them you are a sexists<br>
14.	Tell them you are an escape convict
 </p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FWork%2FHow-not-to-get-a-job.81126"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FWork%2FHow-not-to-get-a-job.81126" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:32:08 PST</pubDate></item>
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<title>Get in debt</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Satire/Get-in-debt.81119</link>
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<![CDATA[<h4>A comical way into going in debt that you can’t pay off. This is not to be taken seriously and is for entertainment only</h4>
<p><ol>
<li>	Get a lot of credit cards and max them out and don’t make a single payment.</li>
<li>	 Do not pay your mortgage or rent ever</li>
<li>	 Try and get as money loans out in your name as possible</li>
<li>	Spend your money on gambling</li>
<li>	If you have a bank account, make sure you never ever use it</li>
<li>	Borrow money from people and never pay them back</li>
<li>	Go get memberships where they require monthly payments and get at least 4 of them</li>
<li>	Do not get a job</li>
<li>	If you have a job, than quite it</li>
<li>	Go on huge shopping sprees</li>
<li>	Cant afford a huge shopping spree, than go to your f	favorite department store and see if they have their own credit cards there that can be use at their store</li>
<li>	If you have a car payment, do not pay it</li>
<li>	Last is do all these things on the same day or with in a week of each other.  </li>
</ol></p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FSatire%2FGet-in-debt.81119"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FSatire%2FGet-in-debt.81119" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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