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<![CDATA[<h3>Unknown Insect Bought on eBay</h3>
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<p>Photos credit: Rothamsted Research Visual Communications Unit</p>
<p>This is an unknown species of aphid which was found by a scientist and vice-president of the Royal Entomological Society of London, Dr. Richard Harrington, who bought this fossil on an internet auction on eBay for &amp;pound;20 from a man in Lithuania. The fossil itself is measured 3 to 4mm in length and was encased in a 40 to 50 million-year-old piece of amber about the size of a small pill. It is said that this aphid became trapped in the resin as it seeped from a tree millions of years ago. An aphid expert in Denmark, Prof. Ole Heie confirmed that this insect is a new species which has turned out to be a long extinct aphid from the Earth and he named it as Mindarus Harringtoni after Dr. Harrington, who first named it as Mindarus ebayi. This fossil is now well-kept in the Natural History Museum.</p>
<h3>A Spider Musician Called &amp;ldquo;Neil Young&amp;rdquo;</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photo credit: ECU News Services</p>
<p>This newly discovered arachnid or a trapdoor spider has been named in honor of a rock musician, Neil Young who is also an activist for justice and peace. Thereafter, this spider has become a famous &amp;ldquo;rock musician&amp;rdquo; in the nature. A biologist at East Carolina University, Jason Bond, has named it as Myrmekiaphila neilyongi. Bond discovered it in 2007 in Jefferson Co., Ala. and later this species was described in a journal. This spider lives in a burrow and crafts a trap door to keep out unwanted parasites and predators. Unlike other spiders which make webs out of silk, this spider uses silk to line burrows and an extension of the lining is part of its trap door.</p>
<h3>A Genetically Modified Mosquito</h3>
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<p>Photo credit: PNAS Photo credit: Reuter</p>
<p>This is a genetically modified strain of malaria-resistant mosquito which has been created successfully by a scientist. Undoubtedly, it gives new impetus for controlling the most common and deadly parasitic disease, Malaria (spread by the single-celled parasite called Plasmodium which is passed to humans via the bite of Anopheles mosquito) which makes 300 million people ill, causes 2.7 million deaths and more than 500 million people are infected each year. This epidemic rages furiously particularly in parts of the central and South of America, Asia and Africa. Also, it was reported that children die of malaria every 30 seconds in sub-Saharan African in most cases. The creation of mosquitoes with green fluorescent testicles undoubtedly will help curb the spread of malaria carrying mosquitoes.</p>
<p>This genetic modification of mosquito has a relatively higher survival rate even when not exposed to malaria besides laying more eggs. Scientists hope that by introducing it to the nature, the epidemic of malaria could be reduced as it carries a gene that prevents infection by the malaria parasite. Besides carrying gene that confers resistance to the malaria parasite, it has the gene for green fluorescent protein (GFP) inserted into its transgenic mosquito, making its eyes glow green.</p>
<p>Dr. Rasgon said, "I think it will be 10 to 20 years before transgenic mosquitoes are released into nature. It's very difficult to predict what will happen when we release these things."</p>
<p>"There is quite a lot of research that needs to be done, both in terms of genetics and the ecology of the mosquitoes; and also research to address all the social, ethical and legal issues associated with releasing transgenic organisms into the environment," he added.</p>
<h3>The Cat with Four Ears</h3>
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<p>Unlike other cats, this popular cat has an extra set of ears which mark its unique appearance. Despite its unusual looks, its hearing and behavior are normal and it meows very softly. It was born on Brenda Pearson's parents' farm in Capron Illinois in May 2007. It was named as Yoda, after the pointy-eared Jedi Knight, a character in Star Wars based on George Lucas' cat. Yoda now lives in Belvidere, Illinois with Tim and Brenda Pearson.</p>
<h3>Cloned Cats that Glow</h3>
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<p>Photo credit: AFP/ Getty Image</p>
<p>South Korean scientists have successfully cloned cats via the advantage of a technological twist that could use to make significant genetic changes in every creature on Earth. These cats carry genes that have been altered genetically to enable them to glow in the dark. Photos from South Korea's Ministry of Science and Technology show cats appear normal in visible light (left) but their skins glow red under ultraviolet light (right).</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photo credit: Yonhap</p>
<p>A research team at Gyeongsang National University in Jinju, South Gyeongsang Province, South Korea, headed by Kong Il-Keun, has created several kitty clones that glow a dull red under ultraviolet light.</p>
<p>"The ability to manipulate the fluorescent protein and use this to clone cats opens new horizons for artificially creating animals with human illnesses linked to genetic causes," said the Ministry of Science and Technology.</p>
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<p>These gene-altered cloned cats that glow in the dark are really cool. How did scientists do this? According to the researches in South Korea, this is what they did on these cats: They took skin cells from Turkish Angora female cats and&amp;nbsp;used a virus to insert the&amp;nbsp;genetic instructions for making red fluorescent protein (RFP). Then they&amp;nbsp;put the gene-altered nuclei into eggs for cloning. The cloned embryos were implanted back into the donor cats, which effectively became the surrogate mothers for their own clones.</p>
<p>In the near future, these animal clones might be genetically altered to produce human body parts. And it sounds like scientists have gone too far away from the perspective of humanity. Will this clone be a way-out science-fiction play? Well, this is not a fiction in a reality. Instead, it's already happened and will happen very often in the future, which I'm sure will spark a controversy debate. What would you say then? Will you allow this nightmare to happen?</p>
<h3>Is Our World a Ground Field for Cloning?</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_7.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_8.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photo credit: AP images</p>
<p>The researches at National Taiwan University's Department of Animal Science and Technology claimed that they have bred the only three fully fluorescent pigs, while other researchers have managed to breed partly fluorescent pigs. Their heart and internal organs are green. In the daylight, their skins and eyes are greenish tinged. Even their teeth and trotters look green. In the dark, they shine a blue light and they emit torch-light bright. They are about 265 transgenic pigs created by adding DNA from jellyfish into pig embryos which were implanted in 8 different sows. By creating these fluorescent pigs, researchers hope to boost the stem cell research, as well as helping to study human disease.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_9.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photo credit: AP image</p>
<p>A research team at the National University of Singapore led by a fish molecular biologist, Dr. Gong Zhiyuan from the Department of Biological Sciences has successfully bred Zebra fish that are greenish tinged under special lighting. According to Dr. Gong's group, they have cloned over 300 non-redundant zebra fish genes encoding known proteins and soon they may also create a fish that changes color when it passes through different temperatures.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/shinemouse_1.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/shine2_1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photos credit: AP images&amp;nbsp;</p>
<p>This is a nude transgenic mouse which has developed by Anticancer Inc. Under blue light, every cell of the mouse in its body is greenish tinged (left), while under normal light, it seems like not much different from other mice (right).</p>
<p>Human cancers that express DsRed can now be implanted into this mouse to enable scientists to observe and monitor the progress of the cancer cells in live green mouse. The cancers will give off red fluorescence. This creation gives new impetus to the medical field that allows the researchers at Anticancer Inc. to monitor angiogenesis (blood vessels growing into the cancer and supplying oxygen and food) as well as to observe metastasis (cancer cells moving around the body).</p>
<p>With regards with this cloning, different communities act differently, some agree but some object strongly. Of course, the scientific applications of transgenic technology sparks the debate as in some cases, human genes are transferred into other animal species to produce animals that are half-animal and half-human alike as in my article entitled <a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Human-Biology/The-First-Creation-of-Human-Animal-Hybrid-Embryo.120687" target="_blank">The First Creation of Human-Animal Hybrid Embryo</a>. The genetic differences that separate species from one another create concerns among certain communities as they question whether this technology is morally acceptable. It must be a nightmare that human genes are merged with animal genes, mustn't it? Thinking of this, what'll our world looks like with all these scary cloned creatures? What do you think?</p>
<h3>Mushrooms Can Glow in Green Light too, Amazing!</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_10.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_11.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><a href="http://www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/media/images/fungi2_h.jpg" target="_blank">Image source</a><a href="http://www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/media/images/fungi4_h.jpg" target="_blank">Image source</a></p>
<p>These bioluminescent mushrooms and fungi can be seen in the forests of southern Brazil. They emit light the whole day but are best to observe at night. They appear as &amp;ldquo;dozens of stars&amp;rdquo; or &amp;ldquo;fireflies&amp;rdquo; that glow at night. There are only 65 species out of 85,000 species in the Fungi kingdom, of which Jack-o-Lantern Mushroom (Omphalotus spp.) and the Honey Mushroom (Armillaria spp.) are the known luminescent species which belong to different lineages. These 65 luminescent species form thin-walled white spores help in spore dispersal, and they are all white rot fungi which are capable to digest both the cellulose and lignin in plant debris. They glow by emitting a constant yellowish-green light at a wavelength of 520 to 530 nanometers. Not all their parts can glow. In some species, the cap or the gills glow; in others, only the stem, but in some species, the fine, thread-like filament called mycelium (from which the mushrooms develop) glow brightly. They glow to attract nocturnal animals to help in spore dispersal as in the closed canopy forests the wind dispersal is very limited. Others may glow to attract the predators of insects that eat the mushrooms.</p>
<h3>Golden, Glistering Seahorse</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_12.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Photo credit: Reuter</p>
<p>This golden, glistering seahorse was created by a research team at Viet Nam National University's College of Science using a shooting method (generated via a strong force to insert the light-emitting gene into the seahorses' egg cells). There are about 108 living seahorses glistering in gold created successfully via genetically engineered technology.</p>
<p>With regards to the creation of this golden, glistering sea horse, the researcher said, &amp;ldquo;Gene GFP, a light-emitting gene extracted from jelly fish, was combined with tiny grains of gold. Then these grains of gold were injected into seahorse's egg cells. The gold mixed with the jellyfish genes was incorporated into the cells of the sea horses, which glittered when they came into being.&amp;rdquo;</p>
<h3>What's Okapi? Is it a Giraffe or a Zebra?</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_13.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_14.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p>Photos credit:<a href="http://zsl.org/" target="_blank"> ZSL</a></p>
<p>This elusive forest-dweller was officially discovered in 1901. It has a short, dense, velvety coat and a long, black, prehensile giraffe-like tongue and zebra-like stripes on its back. It has a close relationship to the family of giraffe.</p>
<h3>This Anteater is not only cool but also an Interesting creature. Want to Keep It as a Pet?</h3>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_17.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_18.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_19.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/10/383627_20.jpg" alt="" /></p>
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<p>Photos credit: Nick, James, Mahesh</p>
<p>An anteater is about 6 feet long, but its mouth is only an inch wide. It has 42 teeth. It will be nice to have one as a pet at home, as you do not have to worry about ants anymore!</p>
<h3>True Love in Animal Kingdom</h3>
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<p>Photos credit: James, Chong, Max, Bob</p>
<p>These are true love in the animal kingdom, marking no &amp;ldquo;discrimination&amp;rdquo; true-loved world. These scenes are very touching and they are the best masterpiece on Earth. This is a beauty world of the nature.</p>
<h3>Chupacabra, Vampire in the Nature?</h3>
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<p>Photos credit: animal.net</p>
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<p>Chupacabra (means &amp;ldquo;goat sucker&amp;rdquo; in Spanish) is rumored to inhabit parts of the America. It was first spotted in Puerto Rico in the early 1990s, and have later been seen spotted in Mexico and as far as the United States. Its name came after its habit of attacking and drinking the blood (and sometimes organs) of livestock, particularly goats, dogs and sheep through a single hole or two holes. It has been reported that Chupacabra killing animals in places like Puerto Rico, Miami, Chile, Nicaragua, and Mexico. The report of attacks perpetrated by this creature showed telltale marks on their necks. It is characterized by its dog-like reptile, small half-alien, and half-dinosaur tailless vampire-like appearance; dog or panther like nose and face, a forked tongue, hairless body, unusually pronounced eye sockets, sharp claws, large fangs, and a long snake-like tongue. It stands about 1 to 1.2m (3-4ft) high, and can stand and hop just like a kangaroo.</p>
<h3>Very Ugly Sphynx Cat</h3>
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<p><a href="http://www.fundumper.com/weird/sphynx-worlds-ugliest-cat.htm" target="_blank">Image source</a></p>
<p>The Sphynx cat, also called Canadian Hairless cat, is a rare breed cat known for its lack of hair coated its body. Some of its species do have a fine hair over their bodies that could be felt or seen only with difficulty. The hairless species feel rubbery when touched. Due to its lack of a coat, its ears tend to build up with a brown waxy substance. One can see some slight hair scattered all over its nose, ears, tail and feet. It has a wedge-shaped head, long slim legs, small dainty paws along with its long fine muscular body, but it has no true eyebrows or whiskers. Wrinkled skin is highly desirable, especially around its muzzle, between the ears, and around the shoulders. The adult female weights between 6 to 9 pounds, while the male weights between 10 to 15 pounds. Though it looks uglier, it is a very lively, intelligent and playful breed as it interacts well with humans. Because of its affectionate nature, it is kept at home as a pet.</p>
<h3>What's this Creature?</h3>
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<p>This small creature is an insectivorous mammal native to Africa. It is named as an elephant shrew or a jumping shrew. It has a mouse-like tail and an elephant-like long trunk. It varies in size from about 100mm to almost 300mm, and weights from below 50 to 500g. BBC said it has a close relationship with an elephant, walrus, dolphin and the African rabbit.</p>
<h3>Is Yeti Another Version of King Kong?</h3>
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<h3>Photos credit: myth of yeti. net</h3>
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<p>Katmandu, the capital of Nepal, has been a home for the Yeti legend. In Tibetan, &amp;ldquo;Yeti&amp;rdquo; means &amp;ldquo;magical creature&amp;rdquo; and it has been described as a supernatural enigma in the appearance of hairy and biped creature that resembles a giant ape. The first report about the myth of Yeti appeared in 1925 when a Greek photographer, N.A. Tombazi has witnessed this creature moving in the distance across some lower slopes while working in his geological expedition in the Himalayas.</p>
<p>"Unquestionably, the figure in outline was exactly like a human being, walking upright and stopping occasionally to uproot or pull at some dwarf rhododendron bushes," said Tombazi, "It showed up dark against the snow and, as far as I could make out wore no clothes."</p>
<h3>Have you spotted these Creatures elsewhere?</h3>
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<p>Photos credit: animalwonder, vet, John, William, Zag</p>
<p>These creatures are not existed on Earth. The manufacturers have shaped them into animal appearance for making toys, PS and also for home or garden decorations.</p>
<h3>Also read</h3>
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<li><a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/07/odd-looking-marine-animals-you-never.html" target="_blank">Odd Looking Marine Animals (You Never Knew Existed)</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/20-Weirdest-and-Ugliest-Looking-Animals-on-Earth.154635" target="_blank">20+ Weirdest and Ugliest-Looking Animals on Earth</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/The-Weirdest-and-Coolest-Deformed-Animals-on-Earth.207407" target="_blank">The Weirdest and Coolest Deformed Animals on Earth</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/Exploring-the-Most-Incredible-World-of-Sea-Aliens-of-the-Deep.256117" target="_blank">Exploring the Most Incredible World of Sea Aliens of the Deep</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/13-Strangest-and-Most-Unusual-Sexual-Behavior-Among-the-Animals.197157" target="_blank">13 Strangest and Most Unusual Sexual Behavior among the Animals</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/20-Unusual-and-Astounding-Living-Lives.194817" target="_blank">20+ Unusual and Astounding Living Organisms</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/Butterflies-of-the-Sea-Flamboyantly-Decorated-Marine-Animals.181635" target="_blank">Butterflies of the Sea: Flamboyantly Decorated Marine Animals</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/Extremely-Amazing-Animals-That-Sustain-Their-Survival-Under-Extreme-Conditions.253113" target="_blank">Extremely Amazing Animals that Sustain Their Survival under Extreme Conditions</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.scienceray.com/Biology/Zoology/Terror-and-Shock-The-Worlds-Largest-Snakes-Ever.115000" target="_blank">Terror and Shock: the World s Largest Snakes Ever</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Animal/10-Reasons-Why-Did-Dinosaurs-Extinct-From-Our-Earth.246509" target="_blank">10 Reasons Why Dinosaurs No Longer Live on Our Earth</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/My-Secret-Life-as-a-Panda.136975" target="_blank">My Secret Life as a Panda</a> </li>
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<![CDATA[<p>Everyone who has ever had a cat  knows that a cat is never truly "owned" but, rather, is simply with you because life is good there or 'something better' just hasn't come along yet.   Unlike dogs, cats refuse to do tricks because they are not 'trainees'...they are 'trainers'!  Do you believe  that you have not been trained by your  furry family member?  Ha ha.  Think again;</p>
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<li>Can't drink your coffee in peace in the morning until you feed the cat?</li>
<li>No matter how bad you may have to 'go', do you still shuffle your feet in the dark because 'Fluffy' may be sleeping somewhere along the path to the john?</li>
<li>When you buy an item that comes in a fairly large box, do you save the box for your feline's use and enjoyment?</li>
<li>When you can't find your kitty, do you run the electric can opener in order to get him to come to you?  (and then feel guilty for tricking him so you now open up another can of catfood?)</li>
<li>Even though it's a cool day, do you still open That Window because your cat wants to sit on the sill and watch the birds, squirrels, and your neighbors across the street?</li>
<li>Do you stop reading a book or using your laptop in order to pat your fuzzy friend who has been pawing at your arm since you got comfortable?</li>
<li>After cooking your supper, do you save a little bit of beef or chicken for the cat?  (If you make him a small plate of food, consider the possibility that your kitty is bragging about your 'trick' to other cats through That Window!)</li>
<li>Do you make room for him on the bed?</li>
<li>Do you hide yourself in the bathroom with the door closed in order to tie your shoes in peace?</li>
<li>Do you look into those wide soul-searching eyes and know in your heart that you would die protecting your little friend?</li>
</ol>
<p>Yup...you're trained!</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FAnimal%2FCats-Have-Us-Trained-More-Than-We-Would-Like-to-Admit.289103"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FJokes%2FAnimal%2FCats-Have-Us-Trained-More-Than-We-Would-Like-to-Admit.289103" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<title>Five Things to Do When You are Bored</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Pranks/Five-Things-to-Do-When-You-are-Bored.281171</link>
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<![CDATA[<h3>

Jump on a Trampoline

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<p>I know most people don't have a trampoline, but for those of you that do, or can borrow your neighbors, it still is fun.&amp;nbsp; Really!&amp;nbsp; You might have thought you had drained all the fun juice out of that sucker, but trust me, it is really fun.&amp;nbsp; Just try some new wacky tricks, like landing a frontflip if you already hadn't.&amp;nbsp; You could also get a ball and just throw it around, just be creative.</p>

<h3>

Play With Your Pet

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<p>Most likely, you pets are also very bored, so it is a double win, YEAH!&amp;nbsp; Most common thing to do with you pet is take them out for a walk, and why not.&amp;nbsp; It couldn't hurt...except that creepy guy down the street that always stalks you.&amp;nbsp; Anyway, forget him, just have fun with walking your pet.</p>

<h3>

Read Some Articles

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<p>This is, of course, a website that publishes nearly any article you can think of.&amp;nbsp; One of the funnest things Iv'e found to do is just skim through random articles.&amp;nbsp; There are many interesting ones, just find a topic that you like to read about.&amp;nbsp; Oh and it wouldn't hurt to read some of my articles.</p>

<h3>

Go Sightseeing

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<p>You don't have to travel to any exotic place to go sightseeing.&amp;nbsp; There is probably a just as good place in your yard to go sightseeing.&amp;nbsp; I know this sounds boring, but you will find things you've never really noticed before.&amp;nbsp; You will really get a whole new perspective about the world.</p>

<h3>

Play Japanese Mario Kitten

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<p>Ok, ok, I know what you are thinking.&amp;nbsp; WTF is Japanese Mario Kitten.</p>
<p>This:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.geocities.jp/z_gundam_tanosii/home/applet/Main.html" target="_blank"><u><strong>CLICK HERE</strong></u></a></p>
<p>This, might be the most frustrating, yet, funnest game I have ever played.&amp;nbsp; This game really tests your brain and your logical thinking with reverse psychology and other mind tricks.&amp;nbsp; You will be lucky if you get past the first level.&amp;nbsp; Things are not always as they seem in this game.&amp;nbsp; I am willing to give you the walkthrough, but I still think you will have a terribly touch time beating this game.</p>
<p>Walkthrough:</p>
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<title>Things Not to Do When Making Love</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Relationship/Things-Not-to-Do-When-Making-Love.275023</link>
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<![CDATA[<ol>
<li>Do not even try licking their face this will result in a slap or something worse.</li>
<li>Do not start randomly humping, it will anger the "partner" and you will not enjoy it.</li>
<li>Never dress up like Michael Jackson this will scare everyone away and the police will probably at your house in minutes.</li>
<li>When buying a prostitute do not offer a credit/debit card or any other thing that is not cash.</li>
<li>Try not to bring a cell phone with you this will not only annoy you, but the caller will probably be your mother asking where you are.</li>
<li>Do not invite more than one person to bed with you that makes things messy.</li>
<li>Finally; do not make exaggerations of genitals if talking about parts they will be horrified when the "time" comes.</li>
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<title>Ordinary People Doing Extraordinary Things: Hidden Talents of People You May Have Never Heard Of</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Trivia/People/Ordinary-People-Doing-Extraordinary-Things-Hidden-Talents-of-People-You-May-Have-Never-Heard-Of.262759</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>I remember back in high school when we were assembled in the auditorium for a special visit from a holocaust survivor. When he was discovered in the concentration camps as an amateur violinist by the Nazi's, they forced him to play at their leisure.</p>
<p>One day, they asked him to play "Partita in D minor for solo violin" by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Sebastian_Bach" target="_blank">Johann Sebastian Bach</a>. This man had never played the piece because he avoided music that had anything to do with Germany or the Nazi's. They told him if he didn't play it, they would shoot him.<br />This man picked up his violin and by the glory and grace of God's hand "as he said", he played the piece without even remembering it took place.</p>
<p>So you see, some of the most awe inspiring individuals in the world will never get their chance to tell their story.  I am here to share with you a few that have inspired me.</p>
<p>Big things do come in small packages as you shall soon see.</p>
<h3>The Next Mozart? 6-Year Old Piano Prodigy</h3>
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<p>Even at 6 years old, Emily Bear has astonished audiences from the White House to her own siblings who are also gifted. Emily has played the piano since the age of 3 and she even composed her first piece of music at age 2.</p>
<h3>Paul Potts sings Nessun Dorma at "Britain's Got Talent"</h3>
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<p>A mobile phone salesman who works at Car phone Warehouse brings out the beauty of "Nessun Dorma", an aria from the final act of Giacomo Puccini's opera Turandot, made famous by Luciano Pavarotti.</p>
<h3>Esref Armagan: Artist Born without Eyes:<br /></h3>
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<p>Born with a defect of the eyes, this painting visionary is imaging shapes in his mind and transcribes them and translates the final picture in his psyche to a canvas.</p>
<h3>Ruediger Gamm: The Human Calculator</h3>
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<p>At 35 years old, Rudiger Gamm can instantly solve complex mathematical formulas inside his head. He is also able to multiply higher powers and divide two prime numbers to 60 decimals He is also a calendar <a href="http://www.computersight.com/Communication-&amp;amp;-Networks/MITs-Greatest-Technological-Inventions-of-Our-Time.204739" target="_blank">calculator</a> and he can determine within seconds the day of the week of any date in history.</p>
<h3>Kim Peek: The Real Rain Man</h3>
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<p>Kim Peek has a <a href="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Animal/Emotions-of-Animals-11-Marvelously-Photographical-Reasons-That-Prove-Animals-Have-Feelings-Too.252013" target="_blank">photographic</a> or eidetic memory and developmental disabilities, perhaps resulting from congenital brain abnormalities. He was the inspiration for the character of Raymond Babbit, played by Dustin Hoffman, in the movie Rain Man.</p>
<h3>Daniel Tammet: The Boy with the Incredible Brain</h3>
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<p>Daniel Paul Tammet is a British high-functioning autistic savant gifted with a facility for mathematical and natural language learning. "In his memoir, Born on a Blue Day, he talks of how having epilepsy, synaesthesia, and Asperger Syndrome all deeply affected his childhood."</p>
<h3>Stephen Wiltshire: The Human Camera</h3>
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<p>Stephen Wiltshire MBE is an <a href="http://www.quazen.com/Arts/Architecture/Underground-Archeology-Rock-Cut-Architecture-in-the-Depths-of-the-Earth.241747" target="_blank">architectural</a> artist who has been diagnosed with autism. He is recognized for being able to illustrate an entire landscape just by seeing it once.</p>
<p>Check out some of these related articles:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/Nine-of-the-Worlds-Wackiest-World-Record-Holders.216763" target="_blank">Wacky World Record Holders</a><br /></li>
<li><a href="http://www.socyberty.com/People/10-Influential-People-That-Actually-Affected-Humanity.191991" target="_blank">Humanitarians that Left a Mark On History</a></li>
</ul><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FPeople%2FOrdinary-People-Doing-Extraordinary-Things-Hidden-Talents-of-People-You-May-Have-Never-Heard-Of.262759"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FTrivia%2FPeople%2FOrdinary-People-Doing-Extraordinary-Things-Hidden-Talents-of-People-You-May-Have-Never-Heard-Of.262759" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<title>Oinkology: Nine Cool and Adorable Piggy Banks</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/Oink-Nine-Cool-and-Adorable-Piggy-Banks.256621</link>
<description>
<![CDATA[<h3>The Pelucha</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/odiosa/2509043181/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3006/2509043181_2e4089aafd.jpg" alt="Pelucha Piggy Bank" /></a><br /><br />This is unlike any other piggy bank you've ever seen. In fact, it's different from real life piggies in one dominant aspect: the Pelucha has feathers! The good thing is that it retained the universal pig color, pink.</p>
<h3>The Japanese Version Piggy Bank</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/irit/576491478/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1387/576491478_12f44c0e92.jpg" alt="Piggy Banks from Japan" /></a><br /><br />Because the above piggy pair came from Japan, let's assume that their names are Yamamita and Sokagoku. They seem to have animated eyes, and there's a certain cheerful but meditative calm about them that surpasses all pig culture.</p>
<h3>The Mutated Hello Kitty</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27902542@N02/2862017695/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/2862017695_a52fdc1a55.jpg" alt="iggy" /></a><br /><br />Some scientists probably made a laboratory experiment and tried to create a new species out of a cat and a pig. The result is this mutated 'hello kitty' piggy bank above.</p>
<h3>The Next-Door Nerd</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vintagehalloweencollector/451788885/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/451788885_7819808243.jpg" alt="Vintage Hard Plastic Easter Pig bank" /></a><br /><br />Many people have complained that this piggy bank is an insult to human intelligence. Despite the harsh criticisms, "nerd piggy" has stood the test of time and reached vintage status. Standing 8 and 1/4 inches tall, he has enough money to regularly buy new glasses and overalls.</p>
<h3>Spider Oink</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/amykins11/2232844693/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2232844693_6cb6e721c7.jpg" alt="spider pig bank" /></a><br /><br />Pork, spider webs, and money. Now that's a perfect combination! This superhero might just save the day, especially if the ATM is offline.</p>
<h3>The Dark Knight</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/27902542@N02/2862893324/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3019/2862893324_b738d1dee1.jpg" alt="darkkinght" /></a><br /><br />Batman is becoming more and more obsessed with money. Recently hitting it big in the box office industry, he then switched his interests towards collecting your coins. And so emerged this Dark Knight piggy bank.</p>
<h3>The Wild Hog</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bbaunach/398807012/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/398807012_5c1ca325c7.jpg" alt="pig-bank" /></a><br /><br />Beware, this is not your typical cute little oinky. This pig is wild, ferocious and menacing. Because of its size, it can make you more money than the other piggy banks too.</p>
<h3>The First Slim Pig</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilsciencechick/74323880/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/74323880_379692c4e1.jpg" alt="pig bank!" /></a><br /><br />I know, I know. This pig looks like Snoopy or Odie (Garfield's dog friend). But in actuality, this is the first pig to ever succesfully lose weight and eliminate a bulging tummy. Look at that ribbon around his neck. That's an award from his ancestors.</p>
<h3>The Moo-Oink</h3>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jake83/942005158/" target="_blank"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1020/942005158_14518dcbc5.jpg" alt="Pig bank" /></a><br /><br />This bank has dominant pig characteristics, except for cow-like spots all around its body! That's why it's called Moo-Oink! A splendid union of cows and pigs.</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FOffbeat%2FOink-Nine-Cool-and-Adorable-Piggy-Banks.256621"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FOffbeat%2FOink-Nine-Cool-and-Adorable-Piggy-Banks.256621" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<title>Emotions of Animals: 11 Marvelously Photographical Reasons That Prove Animals Have Feelings Too</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Animal/Emotions-of-Animals-11-Marvelously-Photographical-Reasons-That-Prove-Animals-Have-Feelings-Too.252013</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>Emotion is simply characterized by experiencing a particular physiological state associated with a wide variety of feelings, thoughts, and behaviors. Emotions are the primary indicators of a humans well being and often affect out daily activities.</p>
<p>An interesting aspect of the psychology of emotions is that humans have mirror neurons that enable us to recognize what other peoples facial expressions mean in the context of the emotion.</p>
<p>Perspectives on emotions from the evolution theory were initiated in the late 19th century with Charles Darwin's book The Expression of Emotions in Man and Animals. "Darwin's original thesis was that emotions evolved via natural selection and therefore have cross-culturally universal counterparts."</p>
<p>Animals undergo emotions that are quite comparable to our own.  In recent years, research has become readily available which expands prior theories of animal speech, cognition and use of devices. Emotions arise in the "mammalian brain, or the limbic system, which human beings share in common with other mammals as well as many other species."<br /><br /><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/0_25.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/1_6.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/10_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/3_23.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Research suggests that canines can experience negative emotions in a parallel manner to people, including the equivalent of certain chronic and acute psychological conditions. They can often feel like they really are human; taking on certain household tasks and enjoying the same types of amenities that we take pleasure in, like television and TiVo.<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/4_3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/5_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Cats display a range of emotions stemming from happiness, aggravation and affection. Other feline behavior is attributed to suspicion, frustration and even vengefulness. These little guys are highly intelligent. They have a certain degree of cuteness which can overpower a human by many lengths.  Screaming and crying usually always gets them what they want.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/6_3.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Polar bears can experience emotions of embarrassment and shame. However, they are also extremely lovable with each other. Often times, they will sleep in a loving embrace with their spouse or child.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/7_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Elephants, like human, often share a strong sense of family and death. Each elephant has its own unique set of personalities which may include feelings of happiness, sadness, and disappointment.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/11_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Image Source</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/12_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Squirrels are usually very clever and persistent animals. They are often referred to as pests in local neighborhoods since they are often found digging in flower pots or stealing seeds from the bird feeder. In my opinion, I think their devious attitudes toward humans are often learned from mirroring other naughty squirrels.  They find it extremely funny to annoy us.</p>
<p><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/11/9_2.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>Rodent emotions provided the first early evidence of theories about human behavior or nature. They are highly intelligent and experience both pleasure and pain, much like humans do.</p>
<p>Images from Flickr.com, Funnyartpictures.com, Funnypostcards.com, The Fuzzy Squid</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FAnimal%2FEmotions-of-Animals-11-Marvelously-Photographical-Reasons-That-Prove-Animals-Have-Feelings-Too.252013"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FAnimal%2FEmotions-of-Animals-11-Marvelously-Photographical-Reasons-That-Prove-Animals-Have-Feelings-Too.252013" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<title>10 Truly Amazing Things</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/10-Truly-Amazing-Things.249645</link>
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<li>
<h3>Robot Soda Machine</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_0.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> Of course, this thing was born in Japan. It's actually a Japanese child who drank too much coca cola and ended up looking like this. Don't feel sorry for him though, in his last interview he said that he likes the attention he gets and he likes giving the kids the important message &amp;ldquo;Don't drink too much soda&amp;rdquo;. </li>
<li>
<h3>The Girl's Cow</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_1.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> This picture has been overlooked so many times. Not many people realize that the cow is actually the girl's mother. In an attempt to hide this fascinating creation of nature, the girl wears a shirt over her utters to disguise the abnormal cow-human deformity. </li>
<li>
<h3>The Great Battle Fight</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_2.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> For all of you who are wondering why these lions are fighting, it's quite a complicated issue. To make a long story short, the lion on the left &amp;ldquo;Jerry&amp;rdquo; decided he could eat the lion on the right's &amp;ldquo;Bubba&amp;rdquo; peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Bubba has been making that peanut butter and jelly sandwich for almost 2 hours. Making a sandwich is quite a struggle for a lion who has to use his paws. Bubba reacted the only way he should, he attacked Jerry for being a jerk. You would do the same thing if you were in that situation. </li>
<li>
<h3>Undressing Teddy Bear</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_3.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> Some sick-minded people had some other ideas about why this teddy bear is taking his cloths off, but they were wrong. The reason this teddy bear is undressing is because it was very hot in the room. A fur coat isn't always comfortable, especially in hot conditions. Sorry to disappoint some of you expecting something else. </li>
<li>
<h3>Delicious Strawberry</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_4.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> This strawberry is delicious, very delicious. Look at how happy the turtle is eating it. I mean, his full attention is occupied on the strawberry's mighty taste. If you're not jealous of this turtle, you should be. </li>
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<h3>&amp;nbsp;Witchcraft!</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_5.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> This guy is actually not a lizard. Well, he is, but he wasn't always a lizard. He was actually my psychiatrist until a witch cast a curse on him and turned him into a lizard because he didn't pick a fire-type Pok&amp;eacute;mon on his first game. This should teach everybody a lesson: always pick a fire-type Pok&amp;eacute;mon on your first game. </li>
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<h3>Division by Zero is a Violent Crime</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_6.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> This school had to put up this sign. Last semester a student decided to take his curiosity as far as to divide by zero. 10 minutes later, a bomb detonated and blew up a quarter of the school including the school's main gym. Nobody should attempt division by zero because it has a 7 out of 0 chance of blowing up. Calculators can't even divide by zero, why should you? </li>
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<h3>My Friend Jack</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_7.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> Me and Jack went out to the forest and found a tree. I told him seven Brazilian trolls hid 10 golden coins inside the tree and sure enough he had to check. He had some hard time pushing himself up the tree so he had his wife and his 2 daughters help him. He punched me in the eye when he found out I lied to him. Moral lesson of the day: Don't tell your friend that seven Brazilian trolls hid 10 golden coins in <u>any</u> tree, <u>ever</u>. </li>
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<h3>Floating People</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_8.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> Yes these people really are floating. Just kidding, it's only stairs. When I was 8 my father told me these people knew how to fly, and that I was half Chinese. I believed him until I got a letter from Santa Claus telling me he lied, I'm actually half Korean. </li>
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<h3>Gangster Bird</h3>
<img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/09/321753_9.jpg" alt="" /><br /><br /> This bird shot my friend &amp;ldquo;Rico&amp;rdquo; he was 24 years old. I know you probably don't care but I'm letting you know so you can understand this bird's bad reputation. I told the police but they thought I'm crazy. I would put this bird back in its cage but it hasn't obeyed me since I bought it. It made its gun out of plastic and chicken.</li>
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<title>See the Funny Side</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/See-the-Funny-Side.247371</link>
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<![CDATA[<p>I have been told by friends and relatives that they are amazed that I can remain cheerful and optimistic with all that life has thrown at me.&amp;nbsp; Divorces yes in the plural I am always on the lookout for a future ex mrs Stephens in the words of one of my favourite comedians.&amp;nbsp; In the future&amp;nbsp;every ten years or so I will just buy a house and give it to some woman I hate save all the hassle inbetween.&amp;nbsp; I&amp;nbsp;try to see the funny side of all that befalls me or otherwise I would have gone mad years ago.&amp;nbsp; My brother who has a quite dry wit will often remark if you did not have bad luck,you would not have any luck at all.</p>
<p>Well that about sums up my attitude so here is a list of small jokes or sayings that keep me sane.</p>
<p>Money can not buy happiness,tell you what give me the money and I will find out for myself.</p>
<p>My one year old child has got over the endless crying,vomiting and keeping us awake all night.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;Just thinking about it reminds me of the wonders of contraception.</p>
<p>The thing I hate most about coke heads,they never give me any.</p>
<p>Anyway what is the fuss about coke I just can not see the attraction all those bubbles up your nose.</p>
<p>I am an agnostic dyslexic insomniac who stays awake all night thinking is there a dog.</p>
<p>There is a new way for the blind to read we call it broile pardon me I will just feel that again.</p>
<p>I can give you the answer to any question the only thing I can not give you is the intellectual capability to understand the answer.</p>
<p>You think more of your stomach than me,I think more of the goldfish than you.</p>
<p>You only do it to annoy me,there is a better reason</p>
<p>Why do you always leave the toilet seat up you know it annoys me,but you look so attractive in scarlet.</p>
<p>I have not spoken to my wife for six months well its rude to interrupt.</p>
<p>The way to a mans heart is usual straight through his chest. My ex wife insisted on that one.</p>
<p>Well thats me I hope they will give you a little chuckle.</p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FSee-the-Funny-Side.247371"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FSee-the-Funny-Side.247371" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
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<title>Please Don't Laugh! Seriously</title>
<link>http://www.purpleslinky.com/Humor/Life/Please-Dont-Laugh-Seriously.245941</link>
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<![CDATA[<h3>Laughter is the Best Medicine<br /></h3>
<p>Have you laughed today? If you feel depressed and negative you whole day will turn out bad, just like when you wake up with the wrong leg. Laughing just makes you feel good and content and satisfied. When you laugh at something funny it can help you make you feel great and you will change your attitude all of a sudden. Laughing is good for your body especially for your heart. During a laugh your body will pump lots of oxygen into your lungs and transport it to where it's needed. Laughing can have the effect of a positive feeling and we all know that the positive feelings and thoughts can be very powerful.</p>
<p>Okay, I know that you already know how healthy it is to laugh so today I want to make you laugh with a little video.</p>
<h3>If You Laugh You Lose<br /></h3>
<p>Here are a video which I stumbled upon which I'd like to share with you. It's indeed hilarious. The thing is try to watch it without laughing. See when you'll laugh. I managed somewhat 0.27 seconds but had to laugh. LoL</p>
<p>I want you to watch it and enjoy it fully! Lean on your chair, make it yourself comfortable and watch it. You can even share it with your family or friends and see when they will burst into a big laugh! Have a try, you won't regret it.</p>
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<p>Now tell me did you laugh or not? I had to laugh when I watched it for the first time but after 4 times I only laughed at the last two ladies but it was still funny to me.</p>
<h3>Last but not Least<br /></h3>
<p>Here's pictures that made me laugh - hopefully it will make a smile on your face.</p>
<p><a href="http://polinks.com/polinks002.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/09/06/laughing_1.jpg" alt="" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://polinks.com/laughing.jpg" target="_blank">image source</a></p><a href="http://www.pheedo.com/click.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FPlease-Dont-Laugh-Seriously.245941"><img src="http://www.pheedo.com/img.phdo?x=&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.purpleslinky.com%2FHumor%2FLife%2FPlease-Dont-Laugh-Seriously.245941" border="0"/></a>]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:33:26 PST</pubDate></item>
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