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How to Survive Without Electricity for 24 Hours

by Arthur Jaz, Jul 18, 2008
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Describing suggestions for what to do in the event the power goes out.

10 Excuses for Not Taking Your Girlfriend Bowling

by Steven West, Jul 11, 2008
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Any one of these statements is bound to get you into hot water.

10 Reasons Not to Write Your Life Story

by Countrymom, Jun 29, 2008
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Someone once asked me if I would write my life story. I pondered this for a time before coming up with some reasons not to.

Ten Excuses for Not Mowing the Lawn

by Steven West, Jun 24, 2008
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This is a humorous list of reasons for not mowing the lawn today.

You Have Got to be Kidding Me

by ANDY N, Mar 19, 2008
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Why does this keep happening? Is anyone else tired of people acting like hyenas? Consider a recent example in my neck of the woods. Pun intended.

I'm Sorry I'm Late, But

by Louise Smith, Feb 11, 2008
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Funny excuses for being late. Based on experience.

10 Excuses for Life

by MichaelR, Jan 31, 2008
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Ever wondered how to get out of a sticky situation? Find out how with these ridiculous answers.

Top Ten Strangest Excuses for Coming in Late to Work

by Natalie Igharo, Jan 6, 2008
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The 10 Ten Strangest Excuses For Coming In Late to Work. Are not recommended for use on your employer.

Five Best Excuses If You Forget Someone’s Birthday

by Geeks, Dec 20, 2007
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Keep forgetting birthdays; you’re not the only one out there. Keeping up with birthdays isn’t easy for all of us in this hectic working world. Perhaps you’re just too busy or preoccupied but that doesn’t mean you’re not concern about your love ones.

10 Excuses for Coming Late for Work

by Geeks, Nov 16, 2007
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Imagine this scenario - you’re late for work again and you got fired. You might be thinking, if only I could give a better excuse I will still get the job. In actual fact, you’re not the only one late for work. One in ten workers (13%) said that they arrive late to work at least once a week and about 24% said they arrive late at least once a month.
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